Santorum -- the frothy mix of lube, semen, and fecal matter that is the occasional result of spontaneous anal sex, named by sex columnist Dan Savage for the sodomy-obsessed former senator from Pennsylvania and sempiternal presidential candidate Rick Santorum, has over the past decade occasionally found its way on to the lily-white rumps of Corbin Fisher's straight college studs. However, lately its been making appearances with some, ahem, 'regularity', leading one to suspect that the new IT intern in charge of editing the scenes must be a closet fecal friend!
Should we tell the poor lad to come out of his WC?
Should we tell the poor lad to come out of his WC?