As I wrote the last part, it struck me that the folks who prate about "job creators" don't believe in corporate personhood, because if corporations were people, they'd be liable for damages for one heck of a lot of things that actual persons are liable for; conversely, they expect to be able to get away with behavior actual persons aren't allowed.
So it isn't corporate personhood they believe in at all -- heck, if a corporation were a person, it would have a Selective Service number! No, what they believe in is not corporate personhood, it's something even more outlandish. Indeed, what they really believe makes Mitt Romney more of a liar when he said that "Corporations are people" -- more of a liar, because what he really believes is that if corporations are people, they're like Mormons who have already died... Had he been honest, what he'd have said is this:
"Corporations are gods, my friend."
Discuss.
So it isn't corporate personhood they believe in at all -- heck, if a corporation were a person, it would have a Selective Service number! No, what they believe in is not corporate personhood, it's something even more outlandish. Indeed, what they really believe makes Mitt Romney more of a liar when he said that "Corporations are people" -- more of a liar, because what he really believes is that if corporations are people, they're like Mormons who have already died... Had he been honest, what he'd have said is this:
"Corporations are gods, my friend."
Discuss.