I saw this thread on reddit. But I decided to cheat off of them yet make this a more gay related discussion.
Basically, what has been the best or funniest or weirdest candid/accidental, (basically in other words, you weren't expecting to see it, as opposed to watching porn etc.), naked body or dick you have seen.
I have a few.
I was at high school one time and I was I think maybe 16 or 17. I used to be on the cross country track team after school. So I was in the locker room hours after school has ended (because I was running on the track) changing into my track shorts. My locker was kinda in a row where none of the other boys were.
I had just started to change into my clothes.
All of sudden one of the baseball coaches, who was also one of the math teachers, this older thinning blond hair guy, sprints in the row of my locker right next to me without hesitation, very fast starts stripping out of his clothes, taking off his tie and shirt, his pants, his shoes and socks, and then taking off white boxer briefs. I saw his whole package and was impressed yet in shock. lol. He then wraps a towel around his waist, and walks away towards the showers and shakes his head like he's exhausted lol. If it wasn't for the fact I was so young and he was a teacher, and how fast he was undressing himself, I wouldn't have looked, as I usually respect guys privacy in venues like this.
I just thought he had some balls literally, to just get naked like that in front a minor. lol. Mind you, this was like way before social media really took off and such. So I don't think school staff nowadays would do this.
I used to work at LAX as a travel agent.
There was this very, very, very, drunk bald Russian tourist guy stumbling around the place.
I just decided to keep an eye on him just in case he didn't fall and crack his head on the tile or whatever.
All of a sudden, he just whips his dick out and starts pissing all over the floor. Smh. Not even a few seconds later security comes and hauls him away.
Another time, I was in Vegas a couple years ago with a couple of my friends. We were staying at the New York, New York hotel. We were coming back to our room/suite it was like 2 am or so.
There was this couple in the hallway. It was like this kinda pudgy looking white guy with his pants down, and this latina stripper/hooker/escort?, with her breasts exposed and nothing but a thong on.
I don't know if they were on drugs, or were exhibitionists, probably both, but I shit you not, they were right in the hallway. She was giving him head. What's funny is he kept saying, "Go deeper bitch." lol. We just couldn't help it so we started dying laughing and they spotted us and they ran towards the flight of stairs. lol.
What are things you have seen?
Basically, what has been the best or funniest or weirdest candid/accidental, (basically in other words, you weren't expecting to see it, as opposed to watching porn etc.), naked body or dick you have seen.
I have a few.
I was at high school one time and I was I think maybe 16 or 17. I used to be on the cross country track team after school. So I was in the locker room hours after school has ended (because I was running on the track) changing into my track shorts. My locker was kinda in a row where none of the other boys were.
I had just started to change into my clothes.
All of sudden one of the baseball coaches, who was also one of the math teachers, this older thinning blond hair guy, sprints in the row of my locker right next to me without hesitation, very fast starts stripping out of his clothes, taking off his tie and shirt, his pants, his shoes and socks, and then taking off white boxer briefs. I saw his whole package and was impressed yet in shock. lol. He then wraps a towel around his waist, and walks away towards the showers and shakes his head like he's exhausted lol. If it wasn't for the fact I was so young and he was a teacher, and how fast he was undressing himself, I wouldn't have looked, as I usually respect guys privacy in venues like this.
I just thought he had some balls literally, to just get naked like that in front a minor. lol. Mind you, this was like way before social media really took off and such. So I don't think school staff nowadays would do this.
I used to work at LAX as a travel agent.
There was this very, very, very, drunk bald Russian tourist guy stumbling around the place.
I just decided to keep an eye on him just in case he didn't fall and crack his head on the tile or whatever.
All of a sudden, he just whips his dick out and starts pissing all over the floor. Smh. Not even a few seconds later security comes and hauls him away.
Another time, I was in Vegas a couple years ago with a couple of my friends. We were staying at the New York, New York hotel. We were coming back to our room/suite it was like 2 am or so.
There was this couple in the hallway. It was like this kinda pudgy looking white guy with his pants down, and this latina stripper/hooker/escort?, with her breasts exposed and nothing but a thong on.
I don't know if they were on drugs, or were exhibitionists, probably both, but I shit you not, they were right in the hallway. She was giving him head. What's funny is he kept saying, "Go deeper bitch." lol. We just couldn't help it so we started dying laughing and they spotted us and they ran towards the flight of stairs. lol.
What are things you have seen?
